life's a beach: Archive

Apr 1st

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Mar 29th

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“How far we can go when your hand is in mine, and we go together.”

– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

107 notes

Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously. 
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

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roofus: lettyandthecity: mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat am i a bad person...

Mar 26th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 22nd

“Fingers in my hair and breath sliding down my neck. Kiss me again now.”

– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

Mar 22nd

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6 more weeks of math

Mar 22nd

Mar 20th

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A from PLL

lizzibah:

Mar 20th

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I think the best way to cope with PLL is to yell...

Mar 20th

241 notes

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I DO NOT understand probability and statistics.

Anyone? Help!

Mar 19th

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Mar 18th

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Mar 16th

6 notes

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Just a thought

theresaplastictree: if Fred & George had the map for years, how did they not notice that there was a man named Peter sleeping in Ron’s bed every night. or did they just not want to ask or

Mar 16th

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Mar 16th

Mar 15th

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megobeast asked: I'm in Norfolk.

Mar 15th

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Mar 15th

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Mar 15th

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Mar 14th

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Hello iphone!

Mar 13th

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Yesterday marked my one year with this fine fellow

And I just found this little gem from back in April. I’m the happiest girl in the world and couldn’t imagine being with anyone else.

Mar 13th

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Mar 13th

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Watch

justletmefade: tyleroakley: A+ well done to that man. Will reblog EVERY TIME this is on my dash

Mar 11th

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Mar 11th

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seventytimes-seven replied to your post: Just opened a brand new contact and it’s all dried up because there was no solution in the holder. I’ve had that happen to me too. RAGE! That shit ain’t cheap, and they totally just fuck things up sometimes. YES! I think my contacts are about $100 for 6 pair because I have an astigmatism. I’m only supposed to wear them for 2 weeks but I always...

Mar 9th

Just opened a brand new contact and it's all dried...

WTF contact making people?!

Mar 9th

2 notes

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Things I did yesterday

Went to Kay and sent my chain off to be fixed. Yay! I miss the look and feel of the chain that actually goes with this necklace. Not to mention the guilt I feel over the fact that it broke. Finally bought a new make up compact. For the past few weeks I’ve been taking an eyeshadow brush to the edges to put it on my face. Not ideal. Put away ALL my laundry. I have clothes again. Ordered...

Mar 9th

Sorry about those few "Tumblr and Starbucks" posts

Obviously I was hacked. I have since changed my password so hopefully no more. Hope none of you other tumblrers clicked on that link!

Mar 9th

I just really like the word "corticosteriod"

*kayne shrug*

Mar 7th